Milton Boat Ramp (Milton, Kentucky)

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  ...or park your car, get drunk on Busch Ice and blow your fingers off with illegal fireworks while your strangely alluring cousin looks on from the comfort of her momma and daddy's ever-present, currently-bucklin'-under-the-tremendous-weight lawn furniture. Then maybe you'll suddenly have the motivation to take that stroll; possibly even avoiding a face-first stumble onto the jagged rocks below, by the water's edge, where styrofoam Swifty cups and the rotting carcasses of sewage-deformed catfish are king. Good luck with whatever is left of your day after the trip(s) to the King's Daughters emergency room. Ya'll Come Back Now, Y'Hear?

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