The Vineyards (Simi Valley, California)

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  phrenologist

  This site has been the home of many restaurants throughout the years and is currently defunct. Although quite scenic, it suffers from a horrible shortage of parking space.

  19 years ago | reply | hide comment
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  Planned Spontaneity (guest)

  Former incarnations of this joint: Something that started with a P (late 80's/early 90's methinks) Tony Roma's Dakota's Any others? All of the restaurants that have operated here - with the exception of Tony Roma's - have been overpriced and pretentious. Why? Just because you get to sit at the top of a hill and glance down your nose from time to time at trailer parks, condos, and Simi High football games while sipping a $17 well gin martini? Check out the website for this place. It's flipping hilarious, featuring a 20-something brunette with all the facial expression of an automaton in a skimpy white bathing suit who was probably on the drill team at Sinaloa holding bottles of expensive booze. I guess she didn't work out, because now there's a contest for the new face of CandleLight. Maybe a blonde will bring back the customers.

  17 years ago | reply | hide comment