Silverwater Cafe and Mezzaluna Lounge (Port Townsend)

You can drop $30 bucks for a half-full plate of rabbit food here. Of course it’s high grade, organic, handcrafted rabbit food, and everybody in Port Townsend who wants everybody else to think they’re high grade, organic, handcrafted rabbit food eaters are here buying it. By forking over (so to speak) you also show the staff you are the kind of person they like. If you don’t, you’re the kind of person they don’t like.