The Center of the Universe

If you were wondering why is this called what it is called?
then here is a explanation which i thought of while playing chess with my dog.

It cannot be called the center of UNM, since it isn't
It cannot be called the center of Albuquerque, since it isn't
It cannot be called the center of New Mexico, since it isn't
It cannot be called the center of US, since it isn't
It cannot be called the center of North America, since it isn't
It cannot be called the center of Earth, since it isn't
It cannot be called the center of solar system, since it isn't
It cannot be called the center of Milky way, since it isn't
however it can be the center of the universe since... well, hmm,...crap leave it , it just has to be called this way.