Gold Diggers (Los Angeles, California)

USA / California / West Hollywood / Los Angeles, California / Santa Monica Boulevard (SR2), 5632
 hotel, bar, bikini bar

5632 Santa Monica Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90038
(323) 546-0300
gold-diggers.com/

If the 2 Live Crew anthem "Me So Horny" pops into your head at this fetid little freak house, it's not necessarily because you are. In fact, Gold Diggers is more a kinky-dinky bikini bar than a true turn-on or temptation, as the Asian ladies on display are the sort who say "Me love you long time" without much enthusiasm. The featured femmes onstage could not seem less interested in their dancing duties, and surprisingly, the feeling from the regulars appears mutual, as most seem to ignore the stage goings-on, making the experience of drinking here all the more bizarre. Dig the decently priced and indecently poured libations, black paint with gold specks everywhere, beat-up brass bars around the tiny stage, chipped floors, mostly Latino crowd (if you're not Asian or Latin, be prepared for puzzled stares when you walk in) and dance hits sped up so fast on the (broken?) stereo that they're almost unrecognizable. I think I actually prefer Black Eyed Peas' "Where Is the Love" as sung by the Chipmunks. As adult entertainment, the place is lacking, but as curious dive camp, it's pure gold.
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Coordinates:   34°5'26"N   118°18'45"W

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  • Class. lol
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