the happiest place on earth.

sometimes, i wake up at night and there are loud banging noises. loud, scary banging noises. like there's a s&m ball next door. only, i hear dogs and cats and little rodents being bounced off the wall. whiirrrrr-thud-MEOW! i want to move. i have to move. but the rent is so cheap, and the woman across the courtyard has a beautiful derrier. i hear mumbai has beautiful mangoes. let's get this diwali party started!