Dismantled B-52's (Tucson)

IIRC, as part of the nuclear non-proliferation treaty, we agreed to dismantle some of our long-range bombers (B-52's) and place them so that they could be photographed by Russian satellites.

In soviet russia, satellite photographs you!

In America, satellite also photographs you... Your joke would only work if the primary mission of spy satellites was to be photographed by people.

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