Nhân tài ở Bộ Ngoại Giao Việt Cộng

Nhân tài ở Bộ Ngoại Giao Việt Cộng

1) Đại Sứ mò sò
2) Lảnh Sự sờ mông
3) Bí Thư buôn lậu (sừng tê)
4) Tham Tán Côn Đồ
5) Lảnh Sự Quán bán thông hành
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1) Đại Sứ mò sò

Copyright 1994. The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.

NEW YORK (AP) -- Vietnam's ambassador to the United Nations is claiming
diplomatic immunity after being accused of illegally digging for clams on Long
Island.
Ambassador Le Van Bang and his driver, Toan Nguyen Dinh, were spotted July
31 in East Hampton's Hog Creek, carrying plastic bags filled with clams, town
officials said.
The two men "acted like they didn't speak English when they were confronted
by the harbormaster," said the town prosecutor, Scott Allen.
After police were called, Le and Toan dropped the bags of clams and claimed
diplomatic immunity, the Daily News reported Friday.
The men were ticketed for illegal shellfishing and littering. Clamming
without a license carries a $250 fine. The men are due in town court Oct. 3.
Allen is researching whether diplomatic immunity applies.
"Apparently, there are two different levels of diplomatic immunity," Senior
Harbormaster Bill Taylor said. "The ambassador is total diplomatic immunity,
the driver may be at a different level."
Nguyen Thi Hong, a spokesman at Vietnam's U.N. mission, said the incident
was a misunderstanding. "They were not picking up clams. They were just swimming around," he said.
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Ông đại sứ nầy láo thật, không biết tiếng Anh mà đi làm đại sứ ! Tên phát ngôn viên còn nói "ông đại sứ và tài xế đâu có mò sò chỉ lội khơi khơi thôi !!

ha ha ha ha.............

2) Lảnh Sự sờ mông Xẩm

HONG KONG, Jan 30 (Bernama-DPA)- Vietnam's top envoy to Hong Kong has been arrested for allegedly groping a woman's bottom in the street, it was reported Tuesday.

Consul-General Nguyen Viet Hung was taken to a police station and
questioned over the alleged offence but released after he claimed
diplomatic immunity, the South China Morning Post reported.

In an interview with the newspaper published Tuesday, Nguyen
categorically denied committing an offence, saying: "I'm a top level diplomat...Can you imagine that I would assault a woman in the street."

Married Nguyen was arrested after a woman claimed he groped her bottom in the street in the busy Causeway Bay shopping district on January 18.

She rang police on her mobile phone immediately after the alleged
offence and Nguyen was taken to Hong Kong's Wan Chai police station, where he was released after claiming immunity, the Post reported.

Hong Kong police are preparing a report on the woman's complaint
against Nguyen which will be forwarded to the Department of Justice to decide whether to take any further action.

Nguyen, who only arrived in Hong Kong to take up the consul- general
position in October, said he had been walking home from his office to his Causeway Bay home at the time of the incident.

"I was walking very quickly," he said. "Suddenly a woman stopped me and shouted something in Chinese near the Sogo department store...I was so surprised."

He said of the allegation: "I never fulfilled this action...I never, because I've worked in our ministry for 20 years. I'm a top-level diplomat."

Under the Vienna Convention, diplomats are entitled to immunity from
arrest or detention pending trial except in the case of a "grave
crime".

A "grave crime" is defined in the Hong Kong Consular Relations
Ordinance as one that would be liable to five years or more in jail.

Police consulted the Hong Kong government's Protocol Division to check on Nguyen's status after his arrest, the Post reported quoting police sources. They were advised to release him unconditionally.

If Hong Kong's Department of Justice decides to take the case any
further, it would need to ask Vietnam to relinquish its right to
diplomatic immunity to allow a prosecution to proceed, a legal expert told the Post.

3) Bí Thư buôn lậu (sừng tê)

Vietnamese diplomat caught smuggling rhino horn

A Vietnamese diplomat was caught by a news crew smuggling rhino horns in South Africa.

From Bloomberg News:

Vietnam recalled a diplomat from its embassy in South Africa after a television program allegedly showed her trafficking rhino horn, according to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

The employee was filmed by the South African Broadcasting Corporation talking to an alleged trafficker in front of the Vietnamese embassy in Pretoria, according to a report in Thanh Nien newspaper today. The person was filmed taking rhino horn from the diplomat and putting it in the trunk of his car, Thanh Nien said.

“The Ministry of Foreign Affairs’ stance is to be strict in dealing with all acts of illegal trafficking and sales of wildlife and other negative actions in accordance with Vietnamese law and international regulations,” the ministry said in a statement yesterday.

The ministry has asked the diplomat to return to Vietnam for further explanation and investigation, the statement said.

4) Tham Tán Côn Đồ

Tên tham tán nầy đã móc súng lục chỉa vào những người Việt biểu tình bên ngoài tòa đại sứ Việt Cộng tại Luân Đôn , Vương Quốc Anh . Không may cho hắn ta là người biểu tình chụp hình được hắn ta với cây súng trong tay . Báo chí Anh , Việt đăng tin và tấm hình. Tòa Đại Sứ cho rằng đó là súng giả và khi bị triệu đến Bộ Ngoại Giao Anh để trả lời về việc nầy, đại sứ Việt phải nạp súng thật và đưa tên tham tán nầy ra khỏi nước Anh vì hành vi côn đồ nầy. Xém tí nửa là chính quyền Anh đóng cửa tòa đại sứ VC vì vụ nầy.

5) Lảnh Sự Quán bán thông hành Việt Nam
Báo chí Nhật đã cử phóng viên điều tra việc các cơ quan ngoại
giao của Việt Nam tại Nhật bán giấy tờ giả. Một phóng viên Nhật đã thử
liên lạc và cuối cùng mua được một passport từ Lãnh sự quán CSVN tại
Osaka với giá chỉ có 30,000 yen, dù anh ta hoàn toàn không phải là công
dân Việt Nam và không biết nói tiếng Việt.