I heard the Santa is a comforting front for the ritualistic voodoo that takes place on T.L. Gurley Antique's rooftop. Apparently if you look in the mirror on the night of the third Sunday of the third month every year and say, "I believe in Santa C." three times, your face will morph into the plump, rosy face of Kris Kringle for three seconds. This of course is due to the witchcraft being cast from the roof of this quiet antique store. |
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